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Funny Baseball Pictures 

 

Funny but TRUE, these are real live baseball players.

Baltimore Orioles starter Brad Bergesen took part in a commercial for the team. He had to throw pitches during the filming and strained his shoulder. Bergesen was unable to participate fully in Spring Training that year.

Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown punched a wall (and broke his hand) in his frustration after a particularly bad outing.

Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya strained his arm playing "Guitar Hero" and had to sit out three games.

Moises Alou injured his knee by falling off a treadmill in 1999. After recovering and planning to play in 2000, Alou then re-injured his knee after running over his son.

The Houston Astros' utility player Geoff Blum was placed on the 15-day disabled list because he injured his elbow putting on a shirt after a game.

Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki needed sixteen stitches in his right hand when his pounded his maple bat into the ground in frustration and it shattered.

Outfielder Chris Coghlan tore the meniscus in his knee as he attempted to shove a shaving cream pie in a teammate's face.

Pitcher Mat Latos held back a sneeze, causing a pain in his side that led to the 15-day disabled list.

Outfielder Kendry Morales broke his leg jumping on home plate after a game-winning home run.

Infielder Chris Brown missed a game because he "slept on his eye funny".

Sammy Sosa was disabled after a violent sneeze.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Pitcher Jeff Juden missed a start because a tattoo he got prior to the season opener got infected.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Reliever Randy Flores was put on the disabled list - while removing his socks after a game, a large patch of skin also came off.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Utility infielder Bret Barberie missed a game because he mistakenly rubbed chili juice in his eyes.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Shortstop Rey Quinones wasn't available as a pinch hitter because he was in the clubhouse playing Nintendo. (OK, it's not an injury, but it's pretty funny!)

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Shortstop Clint Barmes fell down some stairs and broke his collarbone. He was unable to break his fall because he was cradling a package of venison given to him from teammate Todd Helton.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Third baseman Randy Johnson strained his back putting on his socks.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Catcher Brent Mayne missed an entire month in the 2002 season because he turned his head to check traffic as he was crossing the street - and wrenched his back.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Outfielder Marty Cordova missed a game after he burned his face, spending too much time under a tanning lamp.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Pitcher Rich Harden strained his shoulder turning off his alarm clock.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Infielder Paul Molitor dislocated a knuckle when it got stuck in another player's glove.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Pitcher Terry Mulholland scratched his eye on a feather that was sticking out of a pillow.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Pitcher Doc Gooden missed a start when a teammate accidentally hit him with a golf club in the locker room.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Infielder Kent Hrbek sprained an ankle wrestling with a clubhouse attendant, forcing him to miss the final ten days of the season.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Pitcher Pascual Perez missed a game in Atlanta because he couldn't find the correct exit ramp on the freeway. (OK, it's not an injury again, but it's pretty funny!)

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">John Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the shirt he was wearing.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Nolan Ryan missed a start after being bitten by a coyote.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Shortstop Bobby Crosby cracked two ribs while swinging the bat during opening day practice.

<span style="background-color: #00ffff; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Red Sox rookie Clarence Blethen thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit himself in the butt.

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